Thursday, July 31, 2003
We here at the ACblog knew that air conditioning would change the world. But we didn't know it would change the world so much!
HOLY SHIT! The article continues:
Air conditioning is 100% responsible for the awesome condition of our federal government! You can blame air conditioning for the deficit, war in the middle east, and George W. Bush!
What technological innovation has fundamentally altered people's lives in the past 100 years? Many would say electricity or air travel or antibiotics. If you asked this question exclusively of long-time Southerners, however, a good share might come up with a different answer: air conditioning.
HOLY SHIT! The article continues:
In fact, the practice of official Washington meeting year-round is relatively new. Before the introduction of air conditioning, Washington's notoriously brutal summers usually forced Congress to adjourn from June to September
Air conditioning is 100% responsible for the awesome condition of our federal government! You can blame air conditioning for the deficit, war in the middle east, and George W. Bush!
It's summer time now, and boy is it hot! The hotter it gets, the hotter it gets in our houses. Pretty soon, it will be so hot, that the hot inside will be the same as the hot outside, and then we might as well be living in caves, mightn't we? Mightn't!
But fear not, fellow high tech early adopters. There is a new technology that lives on the fringe of the edge of our awareness -- a magical machine that will actually allow us to cool our homes down without using the traditional giant blocks of ice. Pretty soon, you will be saying to yourself, "how did I ever use an ICM [ice cooling machine]? I can just click a few buttons and get whatever temperature I want, whenever I want it! Amazing!"
That's right ladies and gentlemen. Within months, I predict that everyone (especially those of you reading this blog) will have this great new technology in your own home. And what, you ask, is it called? AIR CONDITIONING. Much like hair conditioning which takes your brittle and abused hair and turns it into soft, luxiurous locks with lots of natural bounce and shine, air conditioning takes the stagnant, disease filled air in your house and turns it into a fresh, pine-scented, refreshing breeze!
AIR CONDITIONING. IT WILL CHANGE THE WAY YOU SEE AIR. FOREVER.
Tune in to the ACblog where I will be documenting the rise of this new world-altering technology.
But fear not, fellow high tech early adopters. There is a new technology that lives on the fringe of the edge of our awareness -- a magical machine that will actually allow us to cool our homes down without using the traditional giant blocks of ice. Pretty soon, you will be saying to yourself, "how did I ever use an ICM [ice cooling machine]? I can just click a few buttons and get whatever temperature I want, whenever I want it! Amazing!"
That's right ladies and gentlemen. Within months, I predict that everyone (especially those of you reading this blog) will have this great new technology in your own home. And what, you ask, is it called? AIR CONDITIONING. Much like hair conditioning which takes your brittle and abused hair and turns it into soft, luxiurous locks with lots of natural bounce and shine, air conditioning takes the stagnant, disease filled air in your house and turns it into a fresh, pine-scented, refreshing breeze!
AIR CONDITIONING. IT WILL CHANGE THE WAY YOU SEE AIR. FOREVER.
Tune in to the ACblog where I will be documenting the rise of this new world-altering technology.
